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Today's random...i think i like it cuz it mentions Waffle House...

Yo Ush
What up Kels
Wanna introduce you to this girl, think I really love this girl
Yeah
Man she so fine
Straight up dawg
She stand about 5’4” coke cola red bone
Damn
She drives a black Durango license plate say “Angel” tattoo on her ankle
Plus she’s making pay so she got a crib on Peace street right on 17th street
And I call her “TT” 

Wait a minute hold on dawg do she got a kid?
Yep
Love Some Waffle House?
Yep
Do she got a beauty mark on her left side of her mouth
Man?
Went to Georgia Tech
Yep
Works for TBS
Yep
And I can’t believe this chick… damn… mm
Tell me whats wrong dawg, what the hell you damning about
Im your homie so just say whats on your mind
Man I didn’t know that you where talking about her
So man your telling me you know her
I know her like a pastor know his word...


Hilarious...ridiculous...classic.